do you wanna have sex?
c) a + b
Just walk in to any store that sells Oreos and take some! Don’t even ask, just go to the cookie isle and take them! Keep it a secret though!
*snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?
|—||Junot Diaz (via unlively)|
I just want a boyfriend with messy hair and a good taste in music
|—||it is 2014. there are no excuses left. (via callmeoutis)|
SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS
This sums up my life pretty well