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untexting:

do you wanna have sex?

a) please

b) now

c) a + b

Free OREO™ day!

oreoofficial:

Just walk in to any store that sells Oreos and take some! Don’t even ask, just go to the cookie isle and take them! Keep it a secret though!

jncos:

*snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?

unexoticx:

everyday

unexoticx:

everyday

She was the kind of girlfriend god gives you young, so you’ll know loss for the rest of your life.
Junot Diaz (via unlively)

ofkillers:

I just want a boyfriend with messy hair and a good taste in music

hip-hop-lifestyle:

hip-hop-lifestyle:

*drinks to forget about you*

*thinks about you even more*

IF YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO RAISE A DISABLED CHILD, OR A TRANS CHILD, OR A GAY OR BI OR PAN CHILD, IF YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO LOVE AND SUPPORT YOUR CHILD UNCONDITIONALLY, DO NOT HAVE A CHILD.
it is 2014. there are no excuses left. (via callmeoutis)

Finally got my hands on the book hemlock grove… just in time for school to start >.

If you cum and she doesn’t…you didn’t fuck her, she fucked you.

Not me (via fvckem)

THANK YOU

(via thatstrangecatladyerin)

misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS


Always // Blink-182
Always // Blink-182
lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

draw-2-lines:

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