What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy
I’m sorry I let most of the people in my life walk out the front door, and in some cases opened it for them
im really clueless so please spell out very obviously exactly how you feel in full detail or i will constantly be worrying about how much you hate me
i love how some girls are soft and delicate and wear floral dresses and how some are fuckin hardcore and have short hair and are rad as hell and how others are a mix of the two
girls are so great
May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.
This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone
I’m glad they made at least 1 short joke or else having Peter Dinklage voice it would have not been as funny
repeat after me:
- virginity is a social construct
- you don’t lose your virginity
- there’s nothing valuable or precious about virginity, it’s an imaginary concept
- virginity is inherently heterocentric
- your worth is not defined by whether or not you’ve had a dick inside you
- what you define as sex is up to you, you get to decide how many people you’ve had sex with
- the end
|—||me to me (via simpaticni-niko)|
it is as simple,
and as complicated as that.
|—||Charles Bukowski (via 17blackclouds)|
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